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  • my-autism-adhd-blog:

    Re-watching Shows/Movies

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    Future ADHD

    (via snarklordofthesith)

    • 2 hours ago
    • 3723 notes
    • #shut up
    • #attacked in this nightclub
  • overpoweredoriginalposter:

    blondebrainpower:

    Blue Tube Quilt - optical Illusion 

    Montse Forcadell Biasco

    Cambrils Tarragona Spain

    Spanish Patchwork Association Show.

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    (via argylepiratewd)

    • 3 hours ago
    • 27528 notes
    • #QUILT
  • bill-blake-fans-anonymous:

    hootenanie:

    post my angel of discourse. post for me!!!

    (In a piercing soprano) Horror movies are unethical because the characters are forced to be scared!

    (via exhumation)

    • 6 hours ago
    • 12876 notes
  • mcgregor:

    CLONES APPRECIATION WEEK   

    DAY 2: favorite scene ➾ Commander Wolffe and his Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day  

    (via coinin)

    • 6 hours ago
    • 1764 notes
    • #commander wolffe
    • #tcw wolffe
    • #some bad days for you bud
  • whilomm:

    “doesnt israel have a right to exist too??” well its an apartheid ethnostate so no

    “what about the people dont the PEOPLE have a right to exist??” yes! they do! however, they do not have a right to an apartheid ethnostate

    “what about the holocaust survivors in israel dont they-” yes they have a right to exist too, however surviving one genocide does not give you the right to commit another, nor does it give you the right to an apartheid ethnostate

    (via trustyalt)

    • 6 hours ago
    • 7409 notes
  • hadeantaiga:

    If you’re on Windows 11 like I am for my “main” computer (in my case for school purposes and because I can’t get Baldur’s Gate 3 to play on Linux), then you might’ve seen this annoying piece of AI shit show up on your taskbar:

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    This is Windows Copilot, and it’s fulled by the same shit ChatGPT is fuelled by. There is currently no way to uninstall it, but there is a way to deactivate it completely, which I’ve linked below. It’s very easy, and it took me like, 2 minutes to do.

    How to Completely Remove Copilot from Windows 11
    Remove Copilot from your Windows 11 computer using one of these two methods, depending on your Windows edition.
    All Things How

    (via spaceshipoftheseus)

    • 6 hours ago
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  • listen-to-the-inner-walrus:

    so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.

    and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.

    …which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.

    see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.

    while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.

    especially if the president of the united states is on board.

    yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.

    and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like “move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you.”

    but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.

    …and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.

    not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.

    yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.

    but yeah, so thats my new measure for “how much did i really fuck up?” and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire

    (via spaceshipoftheseus)

    • 6 hours ago
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  • ineffectualdemon:

    piosplayhouse:

    Went outside my fandom bubble and saw people being cancelled for shipping two characters who tried to kill each other once damn is this the limit nowadays

    Trying to kill each other is a reason to START shipping characters

    (via argylepiratewd)

    • 14 hours ago
    • 89968 notes
    • #just ask Steve Blum
    • #who was rooting for Kalluzeb since episode 3 of rebels
    • #a visionary
  • midgetnazgul:

    annleckie:

    astrid4189:

    callmebliss:

    arianrhodsgarden:

    strid3rofthen0rth:

    justgot1:

    oft-goes-awry:

    somethinginterestingithink:

    oft-goes-awry:

    aniseandspearmint:

    olliums:

    phizgigz:

    amastodonofconflict:

    moiracolleenodell:

    breelandwalker:

    tribblesandtribulations:

    breelandwalker:

    dandelion-witch:

    breelandwalker:

    traegorn:

    breelandwalker:

    callmebliss:

    callmebliss:

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    And they look out so hard for the well being of the spiders AND the dolphins

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    @moss-wizard of course this isn’t how we serve it!!

    It has to be in a dish with much higher sides, so when we go to cut it and it tries to sliiiiiide away it doesn’t escape and blorp blorp blorp across mom’s nice tablecloth

    SLICE YOUR CANNED BOGBERRY GOO INTO DISCS BEFORE SERVING, YOU FILTHY HERETICS.

    NO. IT WILL BE SERVED IN PROPER CAN SHAPE, AND WILL HAVE ITSELF SCOOPED INTO WEIRD SHAPES THE WAY THE GODS INTENDED

    YOU STAY OUTTA THIS, GOD-QUEEN-EMPEROR. AND TAKE YOUR CERVID STALKERS WITH YOU.

    It’s supposed to be served in can shape with two discs already sliced and laying tastefully in front

    I have consulted the scriptures and this is variation is still within the bounds of orthodoxy.

    Mash the can shape up. We giving the table what they want, chaos in a dish, with a serving spoon.

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    Not to derail the escalating heresy, but what do dolphins have to do with cranberry bogs?

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    cranberry is served in its can shape in the can direction, not on its side but on its cylinder

    Right but you guys know that ocean spray also sells like. Cranberries. Which you can use to make an actually edible cranberry sauce on the stovetop in 10 minutes of unattended cook time

    actual cranberries? ew no thank you. The unprocessed chunky stuff is GROSS.

    Look, in my house, we mix it with whipped cream and freeze it in a graham cracker crust for dessert!

    @oft-goes-awry

    what the actual fuck?

    @somethinginterestingithink

    Behold, my grandmother’s recipe for Cranberry Surprise:

    For the crust, combine 2/3 cup crushed ginger snap crumbs (put them in a large plastic bag and crumble with a rolling pin, or a mug if you don’t have one) with 2 T. of sugar. Press into a 9" pie plate.

    For the filling, pour a half-pint of regular whipping cream into a bowl, and beat until stiff. Mix in 2 T. of sugar and ½ tsp. of almond extract.

    In another bowl, take a 14 oz. CHILLED can of jellied cranberry sauce and mash it with a potato masher if you’ve got one, or a fork if you don’t. (My mom bought me a potato masher specifically so I could make this dessert at holidays without having to borrow hers.)

    Once the log is goo, fold the cranberry sauce into the whipped cream mix. Yes, it’s supposed to be THAT pink.

    Pour the pink cream-and-cranberry mix into the crust and freeze for at least 24 hours. Cut and serve immediately upon removal from freezer.

    American Horror Food is one of my favorite tumblr post types.

    (I make it from real cranberries but if I decide to go with Goo Log, I mash it like the unorthodox godkiller that I am.)

    I can only add that I worked in a deep freeze warehouse for a little bit when I was younger. The cranberries would come in loose around Halloween. This big machine would clean, sort, and dump them into 1000 lb wooden bins that would be forklifted and stacked to freeze in the warehouse.

    One time, somebody lost control of a bin and broke it open. I would like you to picture a dozen warehouse workers slip sliding around on frozen cranberry ball bearings for hours, trying to clean them up, while you play Yakety Sax in your head. It was a nightmare.

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    Doesn’t everyone have a special cranberry-from-the-can serving plate and slice-cutting tool! What, are you all just living live Neanderthals?!?!

    Oh my ZOD I love that

    my brother is a culinary artist. one year he made some amazing cranberry sauce that nobody touched. the next year he made the same sauce, added a thickener, and set it in a ribbed can (he reused a pumpkin can iirc), and it was a hit.

    we like the vague can-shaped fruit gelatin. i personally like it even more when it’s home-made.

    Ah, in my house we serve this standing up on a plate, and we call it Invisible Can. It is not a holiday dinner without Invisible Can.

    i eat it right outta the can like a feral child in a postapocalyptic wasteland

    • 14 hours ago
    • 44411 notes
  • literallyjustanerd:

    Saboteur (Kalluzeb)

    Words: 4,282

    Vibe: Angst, bad communication, Empire deprogramming

    Summary: After arriving at the Rebel base, Kallus struggles with the navigating life outside the Empire. His feelings for one Rebel in particular aren’t helping. He’s lost, confused and out of his depth. And bad things happen when Kallus feels out of his depth.


    Agent Aleksandr Kallus is a born saboteur.

    One of the Empire’s best. His diligence and natural capacity for espionage had been noticed early in his career. Few in the ISB were as tenacious as he had been at thoroughly desecrating someone else’s plans. Rebels, insurgents, even his fellow officers in the Empire: anything to get a leg up. After his defection, his skills were perhaps even more keenly used as a double agent for the Rebels. And yet, as renowned as his abilities were to friend and enemy alike, they were nothing compared to Agent Kallus’s uncanny talent for sabotaging himself.


    Keep reading

    • 15 hours ago
    • 25 notes
    • #Kalluzeb
    • #cute fic
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